After a break from Im shooting out lenses again left and right! My newest is about Setting a Goal and Accomplishing it! Its very good lense and took me a while to create it.
Setting and Completing a Goal- "Goal Setting, Prioritizing, personal developement whatever it is you call it. It comes back to you. Your Actions and Your Plan is your outcome. Its important to have..."
The first lense is about Lucid Dreaming. Dreams are regarded as useless in western society. However, I believe they tell us things that we cannot comprehend in waking life! This lense describes What Is a Lucid Dream and How to have a Lucid Dream.
Visit Experience Your Dreams!
This next lense talks about Human Exsistence. Its short and to the point but Human Exsistence has only been around for a short amount of time in the history of the solar system let alone the history of the universe. This lense covers three views. They are the Religous, the Secular and the Philosophical.
Visit What Are We?
I had created a group, one created to help others who need or want advice and ideas! Please if your interested and have a squidoo account join! Tell others and write! It does not matter your beliefs or what you follow. Just as long as its GOOD ADVICE. Thats it if it has to be GOOD ADVICE than anyone can join.
Visit The Lend A Hand Group
It does not matter if your an expert on the advice needed or you experienced it yourself. So as llong as the advice need is strong, makes a point and is good is all I and the person seeking the advice should care about!
Lenses are shooting out left and right. I have now four new lenses.
1. How to Be a Spy- "It's tough work being an international man or woman of mystery. Spies are well-trained individuals ..."
2. How to Determine if You've Committed a Sin- "Are you worried that you've committed some kind of sin? Are you having mixed feelings about whether it was justified or not...?"
3. How to Invest in a Computer- "You've got a computer that's really fast by today's standards. But what will you do in 10-15 years' time...?"
4. How to be a "normal" Teen- "Do you ever just want to be a "normal" teenager? Brace yourself for some disappointment..."
This squidoo is for people who do not have time or money for dumbells or gym. This article address some key important facts I used for my workout regiment. Having pictures is not out of the picture however, it might be sometime. This is free advice I suggest telling others about it and rating it.
- Progressive Calisthenics Workout
- "... type of exercise consisting of a variety of simple movements usually performed without weights or other equipment that are intended to increase body strength and flexibility..."
This is a Squidoo "About Me!" Okay I know so its not advice or an idea but just so you know who is typing visit this lense to know more about me:
"About Me" by godfather89
- "... I am both filled with humor that I spread to my friends and family and I also have compassion and understanding. I know when theres a time for fun ... "
Every so often I will release a lense from Squidoo offering advice on solving certain problems, an idea, a view on the world or social issues we are facing today.
Annoucing the First Ever Squidoo:
- "Contemplative Deep Thought On The Worldly and Other Worldly Issues"
"...Face it spirtuality, morals, values and individuality is being taken away and replaced with materialism, the superficial and "if the individual feels, the community reels!"- Brave New World...."
Even though the intro is pessimistic the article overall has an optimistic value.
I have returned! After 9 months of inactivity I am back to spread news and the like. However, times have changed and this blog has changed its ways to! Within the next week this website will transfom into a better site and hopefully more trafiic! There will be updates, a new blog and the deletion of an old one. Keep in touch
Part one of the three has begun on the next Retards Happen Episode. In part one I compile and decide which videos are actually stupid and funny enough to get into the next video once that is done I look for the most funniest parts and decide where and when they should show up in the film. When all is said and done by the end of the week I begin work on part two of three which is actually working on the video project. Part three of three is obvious shouwing the film. Music is predetermined so I dont have to spend so long thinking about what should be in the film. I will keep all you fans out there updated as this unwinds.
After every "Retards Happen" release I update the NEW Countdown Section. Look for Countdowns section on the Sidebar to find out how long until my next movie is released. Its the 7th section in other words right below "Colleges and Universities" Section.
Yea, I had a computer Virus on my computer and it was called Win32.Istbar.AS I am guessing its sum new type of virus because, I was unable to treat it. So I had to wipe my computer clean. If ANYONE has more information about it please place a comment telling me more about it.
*UPDATE* Virus is out ; Computer is Fix were back in business Retards Happen 3 will be out soon (March 28th)
Because The Godfather The Video Game is going to be released I figured why not make a fan movie on it. So I Present To you the viewer "Tutti Per La Famiglia" which is Italian for "All for the Family"
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If you cannot view it above you can also view it or save it HERE
Footage From: The Godfather The Game
Music: Mob Hits - Goodfellas Main Theme
Size: 19.2 MB
Length: 4 Minutes and 7 Seconds
File Type: Windows Media Player
I present to you not even a week after I released Retarts Happen 2. A Very Special Movie 4 Minutes Long worked on it for like 4 Hours. I present to you the funny Extentsion to Retards Happen 2. "Retarts Happen The F****n Looney Bin" This is NOT Retards Happen 3. It is instead an extension. To the Retard Happen Project.
You can View It Here:
OR
You Can Download it And Keep It Here
Footage From: Politicians Retarded People or They might as well be special.
Music: Ram Jam- Black Betty
Size: 30.9 MB
Length: 4 Minutes and 13 Seconds
File Type: Windows Media Player
Im thinking of making a series for this. Maybe seperated like by a month or two at a time of retards... 6 times of the course of November 2005 to November 2006 you should feel really good about yourself and learn that... lol... You should be lucky your not the people on these films. Or maybe you are and you just didnt know your were on the net... Lets not forget I get these footages not from my camera but of the net. So To those on these movies... Sorry, I did not know and learn from your mistakes.
Anyways, there are only certain times that I am going to put The Retards Happen Series on the net:
*Which Ever Happens First*
1. Those who view it on certain sites (YouTube.com ; Ourmedia.com) think there should be a 3rd edition.
2. I get over a certain amount a views on the certain sites.
3. Two months pass when I should make the next sequel.
There are three possible ways this could work. So help out would ya. Download It, Watch It, Tell People About It! I might just make a website with retards series so watch this blog in the next couple of weeks.
After a two months of being inactive I am Back! And to celebrate heres the sequel to Retards Happen! i present to you:
Retards Happen 2
Click Here to view Retards Happen 2
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VIEW IT LIVE HERE(Were Breakin Out The YouTube so you can enjoy all the footage I make with the wait for it to load.):
Footage From: Funny, Stupid or Retarded People
Music: Black Eyed Peas- Lets Get Retarded
Size: 34.5 MB
Length: 4 Minutes and 20 Seconds
File Type: Windows Media Player
*DISCLAIMER: As with the other Retards Happen the same goes for this one also. If You Feel Offended By me Posting Retards Happen 2 The Movie. Than DO NOT watch it! Its a simple as that.
12 Days of Guido XMas
This isnt my work!
Artist: HA YA DOIN BOYS!
Length: 5 Minutes 19 Seconds
Size: 7 MB
Im getting Xbox 360. Im getting two new games with it to here they are:
1. Condemned Criminal Orgins
2. Perfect Dark Zero
Footage From: Funny, Stupid or Retarded People.
Music: Dane Cook- Retards Rap
Size: 36.6 MB
Length: 4 minutes and 35 Seconds
File Type: Window Media Player
*DISCLAIMER: You Feel Offended By me Posting Retards Happen The 4 minute Movie. Than DO NOT watch it! Its a simple as that.
Footage from: Battlefield 2 Modern Combat
Music: Neodammerung from Matrix Revolution
Size: 66 MB
Length: 6 Minutes
Im back I been practicing with Macromedia Fireworks... Heres an Animation!
CLICK HERE!
I Should Warn you! There is some objectionable content. If you click than that means you understand I warned you!
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